Australian Tennis Open Day 1

The first tennis Grand Slam of the year has slammed off with a reverberating bang in Melbourne, Australia. Magnificent!!! The race to the title is this year tight. Who has the stamina to win it? Serena Williams of course :) (If only there wasn't a little dangerous thorn called Kim Clijsters in her way) and Rafael Nadal... (hope he's gathered plenty of cheekiness to down The Feds). All speculated, said and done, British tennis remains a heartbreaking humiliation! Especially women's!! The melancholy news today is about how five British women tennis players got unfashionably toppled in their opening matches. All five! Damn!!! That's it. Sport has failed Britain! No 'five' ways about it... Shock exit of the day: Daveydenko!