It sucks I can't talk to you!
Especially now that I'm itching to share with you this great news of a B.A becoming a parent.
Yes, a B.A, your partner in "socket" movement.
He's finally reproduced...a little lad.
The man of God was having sex after all. Unbelievable! Lol.
Anyway, It's your responsibility to turn this little lad into an excellent "socketer".
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Really, how does one erase a big chunk of yesterday from their memory without murdering the hippocampus?
And the bad news is, I still have a couple of decades till my mental disorder becomes full blown Alzheimer's disease. Till then I'll have to make do with dramatic monologue:)

Today's fact:

Missing someone has never been a crime!