No one like Wacko Jacko.

Early life

He was a little boy who made the most dramatic exit from the womb. His parents spotted his uniqueness right away.

He sang before he could talk.

Would always get serious whacks from his dad for being incredibly mischievous.

Besides being tiresomely defiant, the fact that this little guy was abundantly blessed outweighed all his naughty sins. His sublime personality and amazing talent drew both human's and animal's attention the way a bee would be drawn to a heavily after-shaved teenage boy.

The word 'star' was clearly imprinted on Michael Jackson's forehead way before he was born.

The result of Fame.

His prolific vocal codes flew him way higher than intended.

Fame in abundance made Jacko greedy. He could not get enough of being on top of the world.

Plentiful of US dollar notes, brought in stuff like 'bleach' that tortured his once beautiful brown skin, numerous knives with different shapes, that had no mercy on his flat nostrils - God, if there is a nose that has suffered beyond extreme measures, its Michael's...!

The more famous he got, the weirder he became.

From a very cute little black boy, to a sexless-looking, paranoid, white creature.

Fame took its toll in the most weird and wicked way possible!

Wacko Jacko.

Everyday new promising artists are born. Not all of them make it big, unfortunately. Its a cruel world, this entertainment industry.

And the ones who make it, not so many survive the scorching pressure that comes with fame - look at Britney Spears - from saint to fame-thirst vixen....

Anyway, I guess thats the price these rich and famous people pay for having filthy, fat bank accounts.

No wonder Micheal Jackson's looks, especially his nose paid massive.....

So many good voices before and after him, but none of them has generated so much fame or billion dollar bills the way Jacko did. He is indeed a true legend!

But what really brought Michael all the legendary success?

Well, all I know is, the one artists to beat Michael Jackson's record is yet to be born!

**I hear he has isolated himself from the world and people for he is afraid he might catch the deadly swine flu...HILARIOUS!