Scribbling blockage.

Damn, I hate it when I really want to write but my mind refuses to budge with information! I'm working on my second novel and so far so bad..lol.
Tennis is my destruction. Ever since French Open began my scribbling demon has gone to sleep again. I can't seem to shake it awake...

Delicious matches today. Roger Federer vs Gael Monfils, Marion Bartoli vs Svetlana Kutsnezova...
Lero ndichita kukhwekhwelezedwa from the chair.

Queen "B"!

To my husband; honourable Tichatonga "Mophead" Dauramanzi, and all other bitter creatures of God residing here on earth who love to hate Beyonce, this is what I wanna say to you: No amount of loath is going to stop the bootylicious queen from reigning. She is here to make your eyes pop out of their sockets with awe. More than a decade in the rotten music industry and Beyonce still has the world by the adam's apple. Squeezing the life of it with her awesomeness. She is the best the entertainment industry has ever managed to produce - of course after yours truly and her late cousin Wacko Jacko...lol. Ok, jokes and exaggeration aside, Beyonce is one of the biggest talents ever bred. I wouldn't say she has the most prolific voice, or that she possesses the most unbelievable dance moves, no. The thing about her that makes her stand out from most brilliant artists is the undeniable fact that she gives everything she does her million percent best. Beyonce delivers the goods...
Those of you who watched American Idol finale last night, bitterness and "hetaration" aside, can agree with me on this one. I was blown off my "knickers" once again! Beyonce's pyrotechnical performances have always done that to me. They leave me in a trance of blissful nudity. Even though I don't exactly fancy the new hit "one plus one", but watching Beyonce on that glamorous stage giving it her all, seeing the raw emotions visibly written on her beautiful face changed my mind completely.
And the booty shake with the top ten girls...wow, that was classic! Brief and sweet!!

I absolutely love Beyonce!

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My husband and I had the weirdest convo ever whilst watching American Idol last night.

Hubby: you know what, even though everyone thinks J.Lo is beautiful, I've never actually fancied her.
Me: well...I don't know...different men fancy different women...

(J.Lo comes on stage wearing practically nothing to do the most weird booty shake)

Me: damn, is she even wearing any underwear?
Hubby: (without taking his eyes off the tv) no it's their culture...
Me: not to clad in an underwear?
Hubby: I don't know, what did you say???

Men... I surrender!

*****

All Manchester United fans, get ready for a great whipping this evening. My only wish is for Wayne Rooney to get his hamstring permanently torn...lol

*****
Casualties at Roland Garros. The women's top ten players are being toppled just like that. Yesterday we lost Caroline Wozniack - the world number one. We also lost Sam Stosur, last year's finalist. Women's tennis is dead! I blame Richard and Oracene Williams for not having produced more offsprings after Serena.

Casualties...

What, Kim Clijsters out of the French Open in the second round? FLABBERGASTATION is the word! How in hell did that happen? Damn man, I had put a few of my hard-earned bucks on the Belgian yummy mummy to win it. I'm not at all smiling.

Mxiii!!!

Slamming it in French style!

The second tennis Grand Slam of the year is so on in Paris - the city of love.
The French Open, popularly known as Roland Garros, is the one slam that has eluded a good number of great players. I'm not entirely sure what exactly it is that makes this particular slam so elusive.
Is it because it takes place on clay where it's slippery and players found it diffult to manoeuvre? Or perhaps the balls don't bounce that effectively there? Well, I don't know. Maybe the whole slam is just elusive:)

First week is going just as I had dreamt it would go. Except for Rafa Nadal who almost succumbed to defeat this afternoon in his match against John Isner of United States. For the first time the king of clay was taken into a fifth set in the first round at Roland Garros. I could not believe what my eyes were seeing. Nadal took the first set with an easy 6 - 4 score. He was 5 -3 ahead in the second set when the American broke his serve and forced Nadal into a tense tie break. Third set pretty went the same way with Isner claiming yet another tie break win. But Nadal realised the potential of first round casualty and woke up in the fourth set. He was invincible from there on till the last point.
Maria Sharapova had a smooth first round winning 6 - 2, 6 - 0. Kim Clijsters, Francesca Schiovone (the defending champion) and Caroline Wozniack all cruised into the second round.

Let's watch on...

The End?

What is this nonsense I'm hearing about the world demising on the 21st of this month?
Well, I won't allow that to happen...not before Wimbledon! If the world really wants to fuck off then it can do exactly that after the glamorous tennis tournament...I won't give a damn what happens after that.

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It's over when it's over!

The softest tissues of my heart have been galled raw by Chelsea's 2 - 1 defeat at the Old Traffords yesterday! Now it's all over for my team. The title has been snatched away from them. So damn crappy! I'm not functioning properly today. Actually, I'm at my lowest level of unhappiness. Mxiii!

you may say it's just football, but it still hurts! Really bad!!

#Chelsea = #shupit!

But inspite of this bleakness in my soul, at least I know I can still laugh at Arsenal for being the greatest losers ever! Six years of no title is just criminal!