Monday, July 30, 2012

Happy 5th Birthday TJ!!!


It's my youngest son's birthday today. He is 5 years old. I don't know whether to celebrate or just sit and feel sorry of my poor aging self...
The thing is, I'm not sure why or when exactly it happened, but somewhere along the way time flapped its wings and quickly flew away taking with it my adorable baby, bringing back this strange little man who has his own strange little destructive mind. It's just insane!
Words fail me, so I'm just gonna say; Happy Birthday TJ!


Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Love


Sometimes love on its own isn't enough to sustain a relationship.
When the person you love so dearly has violated your trust more than once, when they have hurt and made you cry more than twice, or lied to you more than three times, it's time to strangle that relationship and lay it to rest! It's toxic and unhealthy! More of a hazard, really. It will kill you in the end.

Being lonely and horny is a million times better than being in an unhealthy relationship!



Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Hey...


My darling Graceful, it's been a while! No much has taken place in the past few weeks I've been unavailable. Just a lot of bambinos that have been born... I can't believe the amount of shags a year humans are still having! Reality kicks in hard when you visit maternity wards... It's darn scary!

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Serena into Wimbledon semis

About 35 years ago, Venus and Serena Williams were a mere beautiful dream. Richard Willams beautiful dream. Today the dream is very much alive and kicking butt on that beautiful grass court.
Richard Williams certainly wasn't bluffing when he told the world his daughters would dominate the tennis world. And he didn't lie when he said: "The older sister is good, but I think the younger one may be better!"

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Orama the Genius - TJ the Pedant

My sons end of year school reports:

Orama:

English - A
Irish - A+
Mathematics - B
Science - A+
Geography - A+
History - A+
Music and Drama - A+
Physical Education - A+
Behavior - C

TJ:

Reading - B
Writing - C
Maths - B
Irish - A
Physical Education - B
Behaviour - A+
Neatness - A+